Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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