Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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