We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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