To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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