Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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