I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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