Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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