Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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