Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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