Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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