Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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