Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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