you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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