I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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