Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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