...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
he puts the penis in happiness.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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