You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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