i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
