I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
