Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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