OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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