And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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