Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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