So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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