i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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