pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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