It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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