Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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