He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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