she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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