I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
