There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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