so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Randomize
