I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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