do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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