I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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