no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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