is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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