she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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