I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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