i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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