My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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