glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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