i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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