Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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