he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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