His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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