Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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