i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
