You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Still dying that you shit outside
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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