We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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