Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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