I wish I could punch you in the face.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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