Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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