He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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