Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
All I want is dick and wine.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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